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1. I called a tow truck.

A truck full of feet showed up. Guess I should’ve been more specific.

2. SCUBA is an acronym for Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. Did you know that TUBA is also an acronym?

*Terrible* Underwater Breathing Apparatus.

3. I just spent $600 on a limo rental but forgot to hire a driver

All that money and nothing to chauffeur it.

4. This guy at the gym won’t give up the weights!

“Nothing I can do,” the manager said. “He has squatter’s rights.”

5. NASA has place three buffalo from Lexington/Concord into orbit

It's the herd shot 'round the world

6. My dad always told me I was a lovely singer…

Not a good one

7. Wife threw a one liner this AM.

I was putting on pajamas this morning that were covered in dog hair. Told my golden retriever I wasn't messy, I was just cosplaying being him. Without looking up from her phone my wife says.... pawsplay!

8. What did the cow say after the farmer began yanking on her udders?

How dairy!

9. What does ADHD stand for?

Attention Deficit HEY DOUGHNUTS!!!

10. I had that one weird freind in school that ate calculators and the people around him thought he was strange

So I told him it’s whats inside him that counts

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